This will make upwards of three – thousand dollars, opening day.

Did anybody know they were making a Tucker Max film? ‘Cause, I didn’t. I mean, I don’t get it. It’s like the most ridiculous case of self-aggrandizement I’ve ever seen. I mean, at first it was just a blog, and he was just some “dude, I totally fucked that chick, yo” blogger. But – but, he has a book, now. And – and a movie!

He’s been trying to shill this screenplay of his around for a while, and nobody had picked it up until recently, it seems. Having read it – because it is online – it’s exactly what it looks like.  There’s a kind-of interesting “hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold’ subplot that comes into play with one of the characters late in, but that’s really about it.

Videogum’s Gabe sums it up pretty succinctly – “What is this? This is a movie? This is not a movie. It’s like they swept up The Hangover’s cutting room floor, Tucker Max jerked off onto it, and then dropped it into a vat of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? “Dip.” “

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